sasquach

a large hairy dick with hair so thick it makes dick color indistinqushable

That guy had the biggest sasquach ever... and im still getting hairs out of my mouth

by u shit fuck January 8, 2012

Squatch Tallywhacker

A Huge hairy penis, that often has the odor of a turd covered in burnt hair

“Sally told me about Paul’s Squatch Tallywhacker

“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”

“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”

by Rothberg-cummer September 23, 2019

Sasquatch Waterfall

It's when a big harry guy pisses down his gay lover's throat while getting a blowjob.

Tom surprised fred with a Sasquatch Waterfall during their last blowjob session,and fred loved every ounce of it.

by freddie got fingered November 6, 2010

sasquatch

1.an extremly massive and huge person; one who is the size of 40 people; a fat ass
2. One who eats 24/7

Holy shit! That sasquatch is fat as hell! There is a sasquatch eating all my food!

by roger/roo/roggy/randy/andy-roo/roggster February 29, 2004

Sasquatch

The act of ejaculating on a girls face then throwing a pile of your shaved pubes on her face so she resembels Bigfoot.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a sasquatch as her Halloween costume.

by CBGB78 November 9, 2009

Sasquatched

When the company IT person reconfigures the server, changes all the passwords, then quits.

All the computers are down; We've been sasquatched!

by MPB October 3, 2003

Cuban Sasquatch

The act of dumping onto your partners chest, then shaving the male anal pubes rolling it in the faeces on the partners to form a cigar shape and then leaving this to dry. Once dry you place the fresh cuban sasquatch up the male or female's anal passageway leaving some hanging out the end for you to set alight.

Man last night was mad I gave Denise a cuban sasquatch before bed and she loved it.

by manwithoutaspacebar October 18, 2010