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Titty Susan

Also more commonly know as TTSOOSN or the upcoming third bleachers album “Take The Sadness Out Of Saturday Night.”
Jack still hasn’t acknowledged the meme culture of titty susan
by keyweers July 15, 2021
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Muddy Susan

A basic white girl as a desert after a double penetration threesome/foursome/moresome with a gang of black guys.
Brimage rushed home to get some Muddy Susan after work.
by JLthaKing October 9, 2017
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Dainty Susan

When a person takes a shit on the floor of their boss's office on their last day of working there.
Since tomorrow is my last day at that job, I plan on leaving a Dainty Susan for my boss on the way out.
by Diabeetus20 June 22, 2018
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chunky susan

When a menstruating female bleeds without using absorbent products (i.e. tampons) or showering for the duration of her cycle, allowing a healthy and substantial menstrual scab to develop. A partner will then chew off the scab, and spit it in to the female's mouth. They then spit the mass back and forth, similar to an egg toss.
Since my favorite prostitute is bleeding from her hatchet gash this week, I am paying extra for a Chunky Susan.
by BlueWaffleBarry12 December 29, 2013
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Dorothy Susan

When you take all the food and condiments that can be found in your kitchen and throw it all into the blender.
The other night we were bored, so we made a Dorothy Susan. When we tried to drink it, it made us vomit.
by insanekittykat September 26, 2005
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Susan Olsen

Susan Olsen is an absolutely adorable person. Susan Marie Olsen (born August 14, 1961) is a former American child television actress and current animal welfare advocate. Olsen is best known for her role as Mike & Carol Brady's (played by Robert Reed and Florence Henderson) youngest daughter, Cindy Brady, on the 1970s television sitcom The Brady Bunch for the full run of the show, from 1969-1974.

Born in Santa Monica, California, the youngest of four children, with two older brothers Larry and Christopher (fourteen years older) and a sister Diane. Her brother Christopher was also a child actor, perhaps best known for his role in The Man Who Knew Too Much.

Olsen now resides in Los Angeles with her son Michael (born 1996) who was diagnosed with Asperger syndrome in 2004. They have a dog Trevor and a cat Tabitha.

She stays in touch periodically with all the cast members, and in 2007 headlined a mother-daughter cruise to Greece for Princess Cruises with her TV mom, Florence Henderson.
Susan Olsen AKA Cindy Brady
by bradybunchlover November 26, 2010
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Susan Smith

A lying bitch and a horrible mother who killed her own children and tried to blame it on the black man.

She went on national television, faked her emotions and fooled 7/10 people with it, saying her children were kidnapped.

Dumb bitch can burn in hell!!!
Susan Smith is a nasty-ass cunt hair!
by XIIPrometheusXII December 9, 2008
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