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spitelike

N; V; "liking" a wall post, new friendship, status, photo, ETC on Facebook just to spite one of the parties involved in aforementioned post.
Today on Facebook, I spiteliked the shit out of Katie's photo of Sean and Rachel because they ended up banging later that night.
by Adamandeve69 March 7, 2011
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spite dating

Dating someone new just to get back at an ex or make an ex jealous - usually leads to a spite marriage. Similar to a rebound but you act like more than a hookup and post obnoxious pictures on social media about how happy you are now and actually convince the new person it's a real relationship and not spite dating.
"Do you think Emily realizes that Luke is just spite dating her to make his ex, Nikki, jealous?
by Nikro August 9, 2015
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spiteful bitch

someone who does something intentionally to hurt you after you thought they would never ever to hurt you
“Did you see that Alyssa went out to lunch with Veronica’s ex bf??!”

“Yea she’s just being a spiteful bitch because she’s jealous of Veronica.”
“word.”
by lilwavy December 10, 2019
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Spitebaby

When your deadbeat ex threatens to have a baby with their current casual boyfriend if you don’t take them back.
My ex: I you don’t take me back I’m going to have a baby with Nate.

Me: Ok good luck with that spitebaby
by Pdx1984 October 28, 2020
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Spite Meal

A meal eaten in spite. Most commonly eaten at a buffet or endless Korean BBQ to spite the owners. One would have to eat to excess and then continue to eat copious amounts of meat for a meal to be considered a spite Meal.
Aaahhh I'm so stuffed, but i gotta eat more marinated pork belly for this meal to truly be a spite Meal.
by Bweave May 16, 2021
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Busted Suite of Furniture

Term originating Ballygawley N.I

means a woman who is worse that a busted sofa aka sooo sexually active her stuffing is now hanging out of her vagina. A busted suite of furniture means not only has the sofa been wrecked but the other sets also.
Sean: I went to shag her last night and took one look at her pussy and looked like a busted suite of furniture the amount of damage done to it.

Jamie: ewww did u shag her then?

Sean: well any holes a goal.
by MarieLouise November 12, 2007
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Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
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