Playing all sides

Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.

The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony, since they began to lose trust and faith in each other.

by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020

Playing all sides

Someone who looks for Achilles heels and sends gift horses is most likely playing the Greeks and the Trojans (and looking to win/profit either way).

He/she was playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

sideswipe

a critical observation, especially an oblique one (from a term for a glancing blow with the side of something)

He took a sideswipe at his critics when they accused him of violating their rights.

by The Return of Light Joker August 8, 2009

Sideshow

The dopest sickest shit on Planet Earth, Breakdancing on Wheels, If Fidget Spinners had engines, chrome, and tires

Them sideshows in The Yay Area are the dopest sickest shit on Planet Earth

by SideshowGbendingcorners September 30, 2019

B-sides Syndrome

Almost like hipsters,a person with B-sides syndrome likes to give major importance to the songs that do not appeal to the general public

Alex:I really like kaiser Chiefs.

Costa:I like them but I prefer the wierd dark songs they have,the ones that no one likes.

Basilio:Fuck you,you have B-sides Syndrome!

by idon'tknow22 November 10, 2013

There are two sides to the argument

What somebody says when you utterly destroy their theories about the world.

Guy 1: "...so you see how your doubts of evolution can't possibly be justified."
Guy 2: "Yeah, well there are two sides to the argument."
Guy 1: *epic win*

by jazzman! October 3, 2009