Submarine Equipment

Technology, usually electronic in nature, that is better suited to being on a sinking cold war era nuclear sub because it is not aesthetically pleasing, user unfriendly, unreliable, and in general a piece of crap. Now that the cold war has ended and the Commies have been soundly defeated, Submarine Equipment is most often found in the basements of universities, and strangely enough, at the hearts of multi-million dollar corporations controlling vital functions. Usually management shows a strange irresistible attraction to Submarine Equipment, especially when less expensive and far better consumer grade alternatives exist.
-Hey George, nice phone. You nick from Patrick Bateman after he beat some hooker to death with it?
-No Phil, this piece of Submarine Equipment is my new fucking cell phone. Thanks management! Want to go Safety Dancing and maybe do a quick line of coke?
by SasquatchPlatypus May 26, 2011
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yellow submarine

An all white musical act that adds at least one token black person to it's lineup to be politicaly correct.

also see nod
By adding TNOD to the band we can now be yellow submarine!
by 4strings March 10, 2005
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submarine driver

When you stand up in the middle of a furnished room and bend a girl over and fuck her from behind then push her around the room, crashing into the furniture, yelling "Iceberg! Iceberg!"
Her apartment was so small I had to give her a submarine driver instead.
by chefdsanchez72 May 17, 2011
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yellow submarine

A state of utter and total drunkeness that you enter when you drink any alcoholic beverage that is yellowish in color.
1. Shit, I just drank a whole case of Budweisers and now I'm riding in the yellow submarine!

2. Bunch of drunkards sitting together who've just had too many Buds:

(singing)

"We all live in a yellow submarine!
A yellow submarine!!
A yellow submarine!!!"
by Mark H October 18, 2004
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Submarine Wife

More commonly called a gold digger, a submarine wife is a woman who dives deep to get dat monay... What dat mouth do... She don't need air
My wife is a submarine wife, she blew through my money... But thats not all she blew.
by Two Milk July 26, 2016
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submarine balls

When the testicles enlarge and stand erect and separated, like to Naval submarine warships ready for battle.
causes: hernia, lack of sexual intercourse, or a horrible happy ending
A little rough on that happy ending Nikki, you gave him submarine balls
by luvulongtime February 14, 2014
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Blue Submarine No. 6

Blue Submarine No.6 is a pretty badass anime about the once famous and well respected scientist Zorndyke who has bred a new genre of living being, one that thrives on the oceans and lives to destroy humans. Zorndyke believes it is time that the humans were relieved of their rule of the earth. It is up to Blue Submarine No. 6 and the rest of the Blue fleet to put an end to Zorndyke's madness and creations.
Blue Submarine No. 6 used to come on Toonami on Cartoon Network back in the day.
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 09, 2010
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