stromical

When a dumbass can't pronounce astronomical, he says stromical.

The numer of dumb bitches out here is stromical.

by Pete the killer February 20, 2015

Silicone Stromboli

When you want to titty fuck Dolly Parton, but you don’t have a dick. So you strap on your silicone Stromboli

Hey dolly I got a flat crotch but you’ll love my silicone stromboli

by ThatoneguySunshine April 11, 2022

Stomach Real Estate

The space available in your stomach for food consumption. It being limited in nature

Dude, don't waste your stomach real estate on those croissants.. go for those crab cakes in the corner there and .. hit them hard !

by Savio Dsouza July 17, 2016

stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

Stomach Kickers

Something so funny it’s hurts in the stomach

Kim: “did you see that comedy video I sent you?”
Jim: “I sure did Kim! It was a real Stomach Kicker/Stomach Kickers!”

by YupITookTheTime April 16, 2020

Sweet stomach

When your stomach hurts 'cause you ate something sweet.

Sophia: You want a brownie?

Alex: Uh, sure.

15 minutes later......

Sophia: Wow, those were good, huh?

Alex: Yeah, but I have a freaking sweet stomach!!

by Heythere78 July 1, 2011

School Stomach

The type of sickness (real or fake) you get when you don't want to go to school.

Dave- Hey why weren't you at school yesterday?

Jack- I got school stomach and stayed home.

by Urban Dickshaning October 21, 2016