Six Strikes Copyright Alert System

When the MPAA(Motion Picture Association of America) and RIAA(Recording Industry Association of America) decided that a free open internet was the thing of the past and coordinated with ISP providers: Comcast, Verizon, Cablevision, Time Warner Cable, AT&T and others to act as Big Brother on your internet downloads.

Arthur: I just illegally downloaded the new Batman movie from Torrents and it looks amazing.

Greg: Dude your ISP Cablevision is going to slow down your bandwidth or terminate your account if you keep that up.

Arthur: Why?

Greg: Haven't your hear of the Six Strikes Copyright Alert System that allows your internet provider to monitor your downloads?

by Concerned User July 3, 2014

Zebra stripes

Anything to do with interracial dating

When she wears her zebra stripes it means she has jungle fever.

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

the white stripes

the poorest excuse for music since rolf harris. the white stripes' music consists of the same drum beat repeated an infinite number of times, accompanied by the simplest and most annoying guitar riff ever. or a tambourine. or whatever other fucking gay instrument the white stripes found in their garage last week.

the people who listen to the white stripes are generally people with no musical taste whatsoever, or such a desperate desire for attention that they talk all kinds of shit to get noticed. these people will most likely be an activist of some kind.

if someone tells you they like the white stripes they are either lying or trying to repel you

by chimpypete February 15, 2008

The White Stripes

A pair of feltchmongers who randomly beat on instruments, and make god-awful sounding crap that is about as fun to listen to as nails to a chalkboard or a chainsaw

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

Strife

A (scrub),or a worthless, indescribely annoying, unneccesary, superflous, uncanny, rediculous, gross, nasty, gay, tacky thing, person, thing(s), people, group of people.

Yo Those Gothic Girls are fucking strife!

That old man driving that beat ass car is STRIFE!

Someone with a toe-up car, beat crib, ugly ass wife, medicore job, and a mediocre life would be complete STRIFE!

by The Anti-Strife April 23, 2006

LUEshi Strife

An ascii of Cloud Strife...with Yoshi's head!!

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by EvilNcr March 24, 2004

stripes

1. one of great annoyance and immaturity. 2. an Asian kid who thinks hes the shit but is hella ugly with fatass lips and trys to act emo. Thinks he can get any girl but when the right one comes his way is just another pussy. Flirts with the gayest shy girls.
3. A faggot to the extreme.

Girl and her friend are walking along to class.
Girl #1: eww shit its stripes!
Girl #2: damn stripes is hella stupid especially when he wears emo glasses.
Girl #1: wtf there are no good guys these days they all fucking stripes.

by so fah lie March 4, 2005