Mexican Stitch Up

Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".

Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"

by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019

Stitch

- a very intelligent person

To stitch means to put something together.

A smart person sees connections and relationships of resulting phenomena.

This Stitch over here figured that you can't know what something is if you can't interact with it.

by MickeyMaker December 15, 2020

Connell Stitch

Correctly pronounced canal, not the way the French pronounce it, conil.

I closed up his esophagoose with my Connell stitch.

by Brantheman7 March 30, 2020

Stitches

The perfect slim doobie, that's usually rolled by experienced stoners.

No bitch can beat a stitch!

Is the stitches ready?

Don't smoke that normal joint I'll roll a stitches.

by NBBot December 2, 2021

Binky Stitch

(Noun)

Female with a rank kooter.

Travis Avery still wanted that 15 year old Binky Stitch even after the whole town ran a train on her.

by veelooo September 2, 2009

Stitch

A stitch as in "stitch incoming" refers to a TikTok mechanic where the author first plays a different video in fullscreen before inserting theirs. The TikTok editing tool used is called 'Stitch' because it helps 'stitching' video's together. To avoid their audience from skipping the video because they do not recognize the authors post, the author puts the warning "stitch incoming" over the copied video.

"I didn't recognize it was his post because of the stitch."

by Bepop May 17, 2023

last stitch effort

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”

That was my last stitch effort to get into college

by bren1010 July 26, 2021