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museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022
mugGet the museum stiffmug.

Stiff Nips

A man (or woman) who is in love with memes. Stiff nips will never get a date, because he/her is always on a date with memes. A stiff Nips normally has a bowl cut and goes to public school.
That Stiff Nips made it into algebra?

I can't believe it either.
by phenomenonn March 12, 2017
mugGet the Stiff Nipsmug.

Down with the stiffness

"That hobo is down with the stiffness."
by ChanceD February 17, 2021
mugGet the Down with the stiffnessmug.

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022
mugGet the museum stiffmug.

Stiff Glizzy

A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.
G-d dammit I have a stiff glizzy.
by Daddy time April 1, 2021
mugGet the Stiff Glizzymug.

Stiff jensen

Did you see that fight last night that guy pulled a stiff Jensen.
by The real Minnow September 12, 2020
mugGet the Stiff jensenmug.

Stiff cocks

An object that I’ve shoved up my arse also something you never see.
Objects that I’ve shoved up my arse. Stiff cocks
by OBJECTS THAT IVE SHOVED MY ASS October 30, 2023
mugGet the Stiff cocksmug.

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