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stiff wood

me "looks at pants"

Ah iv got the morning stiff / stiff wood
by stiffwood November 4, 2019
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stiff stream

the very cumbersome act of urinating after masturbation
the worst part of a nut is the stiff stream that comes after
by dr. david doctor November 8, 2022
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stiff cock

an object that ive shoved up my arse
guy 1: hey did u know that jake fucked riley with his stiff cock last night?
guy 2: omg such poggers!!!!!!
by Stupid Af July 12, 2021
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museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022
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Stiff Nips

A man (or woman) who is in love with memes. Stiff nips will never get a date, because he/her is always on a date with memes. A stiff Nips normally has a bowl cut and goes to public school.
That Stiff Nips made it into algebra?

I can't believe it either.
by phenomenonn March 12, 2017
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Joel Stiff

When you get down on your knees and take a massive dong for your friend in order to save him from some sort of major life stressor.
Bro you'd really Joel Stiff this guy for me?
Hey Lathan I owe this guy $10,000 but he said he if you'd do him a favor he would forgive it all. Do you mind Joel Stiffing him for me?
by GeofforJeoff November 15, 2019
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Stiff Glizzy

A Stiff Glizzy occurs when sexual interactions occur between two men to often and the penis becomes unuseable.
G-d dammit I have a stiff glizzy.
by Daddy time April 1, 2021
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