Mean Steak

A perfectly cooked steak. Usually medium rare and a good cut of meat.

Phil: You sure you know how to cook that rib eye?
Gim: Yeah I know how to cook a real mean steak!

by Sgud November 25, 2013

Burnt Steak

A pussy so black (inside and out), and crusty lipped that it looks like a burnt steak (that has been butterflied).

Hey you know that bitch i fucked last night...? Her pussy looked like a Burnt Steak! I didn't know whether to grab a RUBBER or some fuckin A1!!

by EnigmaChode April 23, 2010

steak ho

A woman who goes out with a rich man only for the expensive dinners/gifts that she would get out of the relationship.

"Oh man, the last girl i went out with was a total steak ho. She had her eyes on my bank account the whole time. "

by Outthedoor October 9, 2008

Steak Niiiiiiiight !

Adj. Used to describe a night you're really anticipating.

Ben and Eric see each other at work and loudly project: Steak Niiiiiiiight !

Side Note:
Must be immediately followed by the following words: "May your mushrooms always be sauteed and your onions grilled. Gravy."

by Rick Roll(ed) January 8, 2009

welfare steak

Bologna, Spam or Potted Meat. Any cheap ass meat product.

Man I'm so broke I can't even afford welfare steak!

by Halerazor June 2, 2008

Steak and Cheese

Steve Gogos' favorite thing to do during sex

Steve wtf your disgusting. Did u just do a steak and cheese?

by dirty snachez January 23, 2005

steak curtains

Vagina, labia, vulva

fuck me: Part me steak curtains!

by Jer Koff July 9, 2006