chewbacca status

When one person is speaking English so badly that you cannot understand them.

Guy 1: "Yo, that dude at the gas station was totally on chewbacca status."

Guy 2: "Word, I couldn't understand a word he said."

by Selam June 11, 2006

chillzin status

Chillzin status is used when somebody is planning to hang out or chill, often getting intoxicated or under the influence

"Yo dog you on that chillzin status for later tonight?"
" Hell yeah "

by B Master Brett December 5, 2007

Sheen Status

Partying as hard as Charlie Sheen. A status that no man or woman can reach ever. You must be Charlie Sheen to achieve Sheen Status.

Dude I came so close to Sheen Status last night, I banged a 5 gram rock up my dome piece then my mom took me to the hospital!" "AWWW DUDE, 2 more grams and you could have been SHEEN STATUS!!

by SlimeyCock123321 March 19, 2011

Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.

Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.

by Leashla March 23, 2011

girlfriend status

Girlfriend Status: when the girlfriend wins and gets what she wants because she is the girlfriend

Boyfriend: I don’t want to watch that movie!
Girlfriend: But I have girlfriend status!
Boyfriend: fine

by main squeeze February 9, 2020

unicorn status

status of a person who is over the age of 18 and still a virgin, unicorn because they are rare

that nigga is still unicorn status

by 94122 December 6, 2009

status psychology

When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.

This is a status on Facebook:

Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.

This is a response from one of her friends:

Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!

by soulsurfer78 August 3, 2010