She was a great wing-stalker and always advised me of when he had turned up at the local pub so that I could make myself glamorous and accidentally bump into him.
by FayeBombay April 6, 2017
Get the Wing-stalkermug. 1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
Get the Band Stalkermug. bob is taking a piss
chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010
Get the urinal stalkermug. Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.
Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!
by stalkerette April 4, 2009
Get the self-stalkermug. The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.
by Flabs June 25, 2012
Get the Siamese Stalkermug. Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him
J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
by Jezmondo November 29, 2007
Get the Rug Stalkermug. Guy: What're you doing?
Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
by FirstTimeUsingThis October 4, 2011
Get the grade stalkermug.