retard stache

The disorder where some retards have sweet mustaches at early ages

Student 1: Yo that kid has a sweet stache

Student 2: He's had it since 5th grade he has retard stache

by Dank McPot February 4, 2014

Gash Stache

Gash Stache (def., noun): An artfully-manicured pubic adornment above a woman's vagina. This may include the Hitler, the popular landing strip, a classic inverted triangle, the suggestive "V", a 19th Century handlebar fuckstache, or a variety of fun shapes depending on the steady hand and precision grooming equipment. A clean shave is always welcome, but a fun little patch of fur above the V-zone can be a great touch. The Bin Laden beard however, is not.

~A sensational new word from AndyBones, aka PaulAllensCard- Lovingly tending to G-spots & clitoris (pl.-clitori?) since boot-cut jeans were in style~

A cute little "gash stache" is a nice change of pace between the bald weeks ladies, don't be a slave to the wax strip.

by PaulAllensCard November 22, 2016

Knobdale Stache

When your dick is thick with smegma aka knobdale and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving her with a cheesy, odiferous Sanchez style stache aka mustache.

Rachel was getting a little mouthy about me playing videos all day and needing to get a job so I have her a knobdale stache. She’s still trying to get the stuff off her lip.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018

Nut Stache

When you finish a blow job by cumming on her upper lip, like a milk mustache.

... turns out she doesn't swallow so she ended up with a Nut Stache... looked like President Taft.

by Wookieknuckle March 12, 2010

Stache Rash

The inevitable rash one gets after experiencing oral delight from another, possessing an outdated facial pattern called a mustache.

- Hey baby, wanna show me your O face?
- Hell no, the stache rash you gave me last night still hurts.

by youwantmystacherash August 24, 2008

chico 'stache

A sparse but dark mustache on the upper lip. Unlike 5 o'clock shadow, the hairs are not stubble--they are long. Commonly seen on early adolescents and the Hispanic population.

Teen 1: Do you think I could grow a mustache?
Teen 2: No. It would probably end up as a chico 'stache, just like Jose over there.

by jamsandwich3 June 21, 2009

pedo stache

the wispy half-mustache found on many teenage boys, but also some middle aged men, that make them look like pedophiles

Ew, john needs to shave that pedo stache, either grow it out or get rid of it:/

by thispussymute October 10, 2020