1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.
3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.
4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.
5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.
Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.
by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010
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Dude 1: Sorry I haven't responded to your texts. Due to gas price volatility, I just put $14k into battery stocks.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
Dude 2: No problem. I was a psychology major and I recognize Stock Stalker behavior. You might want to seek professional help.
by punchodex May 12, 2012
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chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.
chris is a typical urinal stalker
by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010
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Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!
by stalkerette April 4, 2009
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J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?
J: Exactly!
by Jezmondo November 29, 2007
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Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
Nerd: Checking my grades.
Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.
by FirstTimeUsingThis October 4, 2011
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Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!
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xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX
Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!
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xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX
Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!
by lolwtfjulia October 7, 2011
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