Squish

How much you can Squish into the bag sizer at the airport

You need to know your SQUISH to get maximum stuff in your carry on bag.

by Fishmagnate September 2, 2023

squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Squish

A Squish is a crush you cant stop thinking about, the "apple of your eye", the hottest person in your orbit.. Squish can be men or women. My Squish is always going to be hotter than your Squish.. Thats just the way it works.

Goodnight Squish XOXO

by Pbbfftt March 7, 2021

Squished

When you send 4 nobles and don’t conquer a village

Tried to conquer Wads village but got squished!

by Mafialeader June 12, 2021

Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

by TensHorniness July 13, 2021

squished twinkie

When your in a three way and one guys doing anal and the other one is receiving oral sex and the girl farts and burps at the same time making it look as if you have squished a twinkie.

"April really screwed us when she gave us that squished twinkie"

by Mcbeatty March 10, 2016

squish mallow

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM

Squish mallows are fucking trash

by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021