parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Squid Kiss

Definition: when a woman’s vaginal lips are so long that if you try lick too far south they wrap around your face, and it feels like you’re kissing a groping squid.

Bro, last night Stacey gave me a moist squid kiss!

by Lil Jizzy Vert February 22, 2022

Squid stroke

noun: a swimming stroke that involves thrashing around

We will learn squid stroke today.

by ze original squids November 24, 2019

squid game

people dying and shit

person 1: squid game is fuckin easy its just childrens play
person 2: well uh yeah

by gamescape or something October 9, 2021

Squid Limbs

That post-orgasm feeling where your legs give up being legs.

"Bro she was so tight I got total squid limbs"

by andieee October 8, 2014

Punching the Squid

Masturbating in such a way that when you cum it shoots out in strings that make it look like squid tentacles coming out of your penis.

Man 1: "Why is your house such a mess?"
Man 2: "Sorry, I got a bit carried away punching the squid last night."

by Arcaros August 1, 2017

Glow Squid

The most useless Mob to ever exist literally just a retexture of the normal squid. The glow squid doesn't hypnotize you (google it if you don't believe me), it doesn't actually glow but the texture just doesn't get dark, the only other drop it has besides ink sacs is prismarine shards.

The Glow Squid shouldn't have won the mob vote since it is useless.
Also yes I am salty about the Glow Squid winning and I hope everyone who voted for it regrets it.

by Don't worry about it at all. October 8, 2020