Skrinkled

A woman who has spent too much of her life being skanky, which in turn has caused her to look older than her actual age. This results in her being skrinkled.

My friend is dating this girl that's the same age as us. She's been with all his friends and looks super old. She's completley skrinkled!

by Neecy03 September 28, 2010

install a sprinkler system

to have sex. a variant of "lay some pipe" because installing a sprinkler system involves laying pipe.

"i want to install a sprinkler system on that girl"

by dim prickle October 27, 2005

Spirit Sprinkles

A celebratory word meaning, you're so excited and you just can't hide it.

Oh my gosh! I got a promotion !!! Spirit Sprinkles!!!! or
Gig em aggies!!! Spirit Sprinkles!!!!!

by Emily wood November 4, 2010

sprinkle

Verb: Gender-neutral term for male or female ejaculation.
Noun: Gender-neutral term for the male or female ejaculate.

Dude, I went down on her and she sprinkled all over my face.

Oh man, I totally filled her up with my sprinkle.

by Shark_Topus November 23, 2010

Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles

1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.

see also- Dirty sanchez, strawberry short cake and Abe Lincol

by jrh5356 April 22, 2005

morning sprinkler

The uncontrolled spray of urine caused by blocking of the urethra from dried up ejaculatory fluid as a result of late night sexual relations with ones self or hopefully with someone of the female gender.

MOTHER FUCK!! Now I have to change my socks and mop the bathroom floor because of my morning sprinkler.

by Ed P. and Jay E. March 31, 2008

Spricket

a combination of a spider and a cricket. The insect hops around like a cricket but has the body structure of a spider. Usually found in the basement of a house.

"My basement is full of hopping sprickets!"

by XxCawtnayxX June 19, 2008