Spooky Poet

Spooky Poet is basically the same as goth. They're people usually between the age of 15 - 25 who dress mostly in black and color their hair (usually black or purple). They're usually very pail and hang out in packs to protect themselves from ridicule. They dress like this as a way of coping with being either a little creepy, nerdy or just plain awkward in their teenage or young adult years. This condition is usually just a phase. They enjoy reading, poetry, music, dungeons and dragons, star wars, twightie, etc.

The Cure concert was a Spooky Poet fest.

Check out the Spooky Poet with the knee high doc martens and black lipstick, nice purple hair, Casper.

by DirtyKurty September 7, 2010

Spooky Feed

When two or more images appear in succession on your social feed that are unrelated to each other but surprisingly similar in content or composition.

"Look at this spooky feed of these two dogs and they're both wearing the same little blue hat. The owners don't even know each other." Or. "Yikes! Spooky feed! My two friends who don't know each other both just posted identical photos of their feet on different beaches!"

by SpookyFeeder April 1, 2021

Spoco

A slur towards grandmas

I HATE SPOCOS -Blarg

by BlargAndSmii7yFan June 2, 2022

tight spot

a difficult situation, a troublesome situation

If dad had another stroke than he's in a tight spot.

by The Retrun of Light Joker March 16, 2011

Licking Spokes

Licking someone's asshole or eating someone's ass.

Friend: What took you so long in the shower?

Me: my wife got in with me and started licking spokes.

by Wrecklesscbr January 20, 2015

spousal eunuch

A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.

I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010

spondalay

the act of knocking something out of someones hand and screaming "spondalay bitch!"

origininated by US Marine corps airwing

Manny spondalayed bobs water in pubic and had to replace that shits!

by warpt127 July 13, 2009