Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Spider-Man in

When your beating your meat and cum all over your hand. Flicking your wrist to get the cum off.

I shot my load all in my hand I was spider-man in it to get it off my hand.

by Ajax009 September 27, 2020

Spider-Man Arms

Arms, particularly on a woman, that are muscular enough to resemble those of the webslinging crimefighter.

Madonna's been working out too much, she's so muscular with her Spider-Man arms, it looks gross.

by stewbeef August 10, 2012

Spider man

Shoots sticky substances out

Spider man shoots sticky stuff in bed

by Polodakangaroo November 1, 2019

The Spider-Man flight suit

When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.

So I tried the Spider-Man flight suit, note to self... next time shave my armpits first.

by Baked and fried September 19, 2021

Kiwi Spider-Man

The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”

“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”

“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”

“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”

by Red Raw October 5, 2025

Spider-man edition

When you drop something made of glass and the glass shatters, but stays in place. It creates a web-like appearance. This creates a limited edition version of whatever you previously had, known as the Spider-man edition.

I dropped my phone on the sidewalk and the screen shattered. It's not quite broken, it's just Spider-man edition now.

by TuningOnTheRun October 22, 2013