America's Sphincter

1) Jersey shore

2) Anyone on Jersey Shore

3) Anything related to Jersey Shore

America's Sphincter is Jersey Shore.

When you watch Jersey Shore somewhere a kitten dies.

by PurpleWombat August 5, 2011

sphyncter slap

The slapping of a girls ass right after butt sex. Makes a sound much like snapping a rag on someone

As soon as i pulled out, i gave her a sphyncter slap

by Matt July 23, 2003

Sphincter vision

The ability to seek out dat ass and get somebody right in the sphincter. This person is called a sphincterizer

Zac: Swiggity swooty I'm gonna cum in that booty
John: Dude you could easily do it with that sphincter vision you got there.

Zac: I know. I used it on your mom last night!
John: ...My mom was raped to death you jackass

by Definitely not Kyle September 9, 2016

Sphincternet

a really crappy internet connection made by compounding the words Sphincter and Internet.

i hate my sphincternet. im only getting 1 kb/s.

by General Dynamic September 9, 2008

sphincter boy

A symonym for asshole or douchebag. Can also be used as a put-down to homosexuals.

"Shut up sphincter boy!"
"That guy's a major sphincter boy."

by Kizz-aj Bizz-enson August 12, 2006

sphincter

a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening

I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"

by King Shit January 19, 2003

Sphinx

The sphinx is a limestone/rock structure located in the Valley of the Kings, Egypt. It consists of a lions' body and the head of King Khafra. Until 1926 only the head could be seen above ground, until a French-led team excavated the area revealing the entire statue. However, since it has been exposed to both the desert air and pollution from poorly drained 300,000 populous tourist city nearby the condition has declined greatly. The head is expected to fall within 200 years, and it is being eaten away at a rate of 1/5th of an inch per year. Since it was built the shpinx has been under constant maintanence, although the decline of the conquerers of Egypt, the Romans left it to gather dust after withdrawl frrom Egypt. Both the romans and the greeks however did make good efforts to rebuild the crumbling outers of the shpinx. This differes from the industrial-hardcore-and-cement methods used in 1981 by a hasty group of investors. The supreme council of antiquities has since commisioned skilled labourers to do the work properly, using the same methods as were origianally used. The 1981 attempt resulted in repair sections simply falling away, and further eroding the inner beast with high salt adhesives. Ideas for saving the battered head include a steel pole being driven through to the neck. There was a beard added in the eighteenth dynasty, although this fell off, and the fragments are scattered among private collections and museums. The largest chunk is approx. 1/13th of the beard located in London.


The nose of the sphinx is missing, and the face badly damaged.

Contrary to popular myth, the nose was not knocked off by french in the napoleonic wars, nor by the brits in WWI. Photographs show the nose being missing long before WWI, and accounts of the face being in present state predate the napoleonic wars by half a millenia.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004