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reo speedwagon

A band that made a lot of sappy love songs a long time ago and has been ruining my opinion of classic rock stations ever since.
"That song was classically awesome and not REO Speedwagon! I wonder what the next one is.....what the *&!# is this!!!?" (five minutes ago)
by Stu Ped Person September 15, 2009
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speedball

One of the greatest games ever played in gym class. It is a combination of basketball soccer and football. You can either score a goal (one point), shoot a basket (two points), get a touchdown(one point), or dropkick the ball (ten pionts). Any time the ball hits the ground the only thing you can do is kick it. You can kick it up for someone to catch. When the ball is in your hands you can only take three steps before you have to get rid of it.
Oh man guys, gym class was so great today because we had the most intense game of speedball ever!
by Queen of Speedball July 26, 2006
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speedballs

heroin and speed mixed together.
im gonna go do some speedballs.
by jazmine420 February 6, 2006
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Speedball

1. The awesome mixture of heroin and cocaine for recreational use

2. The greatest sport in the world combining the aspects of soccer and handball with some rules of ultimate frisbee. The game is played on a basketball court with goals on either side (tables, mats, etc) The object of the game is to pass around the ball and score. you can use your hands or feet. When the ball is in your hands, you have to stop moving. When on the ground, you can dribble with your feet. The biggest rule is that the last thing the ball touches before it gets into your hands CANNOT be the ground. (i.e you cant dribble the ball like in basketball. You would have to kick it up to yourself to get it in your hands off he ground) Score with hands = 1pt, Feet= 2pts, head = 3pts...PLAY TO WIN
1. Guy 1: Dude Im bored as hell

Guy 2: Wanna go do some speedball?

Guy 1: Yea, but only if its a 65:35 heroin

2. Person 1: Hmm i want to play soccer, but then I also want to use my hands like in handball, but then I'd like to somehow incorporate the rules of ultimate frisbee...Too bad there is no sport like that.

Person 2: Are you fucking retarded? Did you not read the definition above? Its called speedball dumbass
by the crimson chinn August 17, 2009
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speedballs

Speedballs over here got it on in one minute with his woman last night.
by Dustin (titmouse) June 26, 2003
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Polish speedball

To drink a big fat cup of coffee and smoke a big fat bowl of weed.
I woke up this morning and got the day started with a big ol Polish Speedball.
by Eat a Dick! February 2, 2010
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Wyoming Speedball

A cocktail, that is either Snorted or Injected, made of Cocaine and Methamphetamine, instead of Cocaine and Heroine.

Named for the fact that Wyoming is statistically known for its Methamphetamine use.
They got jacked up on Wyoming Speedballs and fucked like rabbits for days!
by WyomingGurl September 24, 2010
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