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sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.
"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"
by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018
mugGet the sparkle noodlesmug.

Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.
I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles
by daudrina February 25, 2011
mugGet the Taint sparklesmug.

Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.
"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"
by Lilport January 12, 2020
mugGet the Sparkle christiansmug.

mountain sparkleing

while in the woods or camping, u take a wooden walking stick and set in on fire, then u make up your own ritual dance and swing your stick along. usually a sport proformed while on psychadelic drugs.
we were up all night around the camp fire partying and mountain sparkleing, good times.
by g'd up foo June 15, 2009
mugGet the mountain sparkleingmug.

sparkle toes

Sparkle toes is a homophobic term used for over flamboyant gays.
Carl: Geez, can Spencer be any less of a sparkle toes.
by ayeeeitsmaggie June 8, 2018
mugGet the sparkle toesmug.

sparkle anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick
by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014
mugGet the sparkle anusmug.

Sparkle cunt

1. A woman who has a vagina that attracts many men. Therefor leading to vigorous sexual activity.

2. When a woman lays back while her sexual partner puts glitter in her vagina and then blows in to her vagina and then she queefs the glitter out like confetti.

This term is typically used as an insult towards women and was first coined by Amanda Darko on Facebook 2014 - 2015
She is a sparkle cunt.

Do you think that sparkle cunt queefs glitter out of her vagina?
by Amanda Darko May 4, 2019
mugGet the Sparkle cuntmug.

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