spaghetti fat

Adjective used to describe someone who is spiritually thicc but physically sticc

Damn, that Evelyn is spaghetti fat. She may be a skinny legend, but her personality is thicc af.

by eyeyeywyeye June 5, 2019

dirty spaghetti

When a male defecates in a female's hair and proceeds to have intercourse with feces coated hair.

That girl will let you do anything to her. Last weekend she let Dave give her dirty spaghetti!

by Mr California November 3, 2013

spaghetti talk

When a person makes several phrases or statements towards another person/people, most off topic or not pertaining to the conversation and to see which one sticks. If any sticks at all.

When Bertha was talking to Troy about the process of his new home being built, She brought up information about the builders political affiliations. It has nothing to do with the price of tea in China which is spaghetti talk at it’s finest.

by TRGZ June 17, 2021

Spaghetti and Pigballs

Spaghetti and Pigballs is a ancient term that comes from the movie Shrek. It’s when someone is super hungry for spaghetti and meatballs, but they call it spaghetti and Pigballs instead.

Man, I could really go for some Spaghetti and Pigballs..

by Dadsspagetti April 8, 2019

Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

Spaghetti Twirling

A bro licking another bro's butthole so that the anal hairs twist around his tongue, just like spaghetti twists around a fork. For added pleasure, you can use the shit as spaghetti sauce.

Bro 1: Hey bro you going out with Kelsi tonight?
Bro 2: No, dawg I don't have any plans.
Bro 1: Do you wanna take part in some spaghetti twirling?
Bro 2: Is that even a question? I love twirling your spaghetti. I'll get my bib.

by Danimalshasabigblackcock February 11, 2015

Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.

I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.

by _Luke_Ass_ February 5, 2019