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The Sober Game

When you are under the influence of narcotics and become forced into a situation where it is expected or necessary to act normal you must play "the sober game". During "the sober game" you must consciously attempt to appear sober despite the influence of the drugs and/or alcohol that are currently affecting your state of mind.
1) -"Wow, it's already midnight? I have to get home and I'm still pretty fucked up."
-"Will your parents be waiting up for you again?"
-"I hope not, but it's alright, I'll just play the sober game, I'm a pro at this point."

2) -"Dude, pass me the blunt."
-"Yeah, that's potent stuff bro... Oh shit! Are those lights behind us?!"
-"Damn, those are the cops dude, what are we going to do?"
-"Fuck, all we can do is buck up and play the sober game."
by Papa Wumbo the dirtiest uncle January 27, 2014
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Sober is Dope

Sober is Dope was created by POP Buchanan who owns the Trademark. Sober is Dope is a phrase that celebrates the beauty of living a Sober life. Sober is Dope is also a celebrated Podcast and Clothing Line.
Why did you quit alcohol Susan?

It made feel crazy and messed up my mental health. Plus, Sober is Dope. I feel better and am healthier.
by Soberisdope March 30, 2021
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Sober-drinker

An individual with an extremely high tolerance for alcohol consumption
Johnson is such a sober-drinker, he never seems to get drunk no matter how much he has to drink.
by j.k.o_b January 24, 2020
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Captain Sober

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.
Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

or

Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.
by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011
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Homework Sober

1.Adj. The act of not doing homework for a certain period of time, usually resulting in the failing of your class courses.
Dude#1: Hey man did you the biology homework i need to copy it.
Dude#2: Nope
Dude#1: O Yeah i forgot you're homework sober. How long now?
Dude#2: About 2 months....
Dude#1: Glwith life............
by Turnupdafunk April 21, 2010
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Oregon Sober

Derived from the term California Sober or “Cali Sober,” which is when an individual in sobriety continues to use marijuana - Oregon Sober means the individual is abstinent from all drugs illegal in the state of Oregon. Which as of November 10, 2020 when (Measure 110 was passed) is no drugs. So it means an individual currently uses drugs.
Jimmy went to rehab, got 30 days sober, then decided to be Cali Sober, now he’s Oregon Sober… smh
by Magic Mike & The Big D June 7, 2021
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Sober as a rock

To be extremely sober. According to claire, this is a thing.
by original_prankster November 3, 2016
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