snomit

a sneeze that becomes a vomit due to the force of the evacuation. usually results in ribbons of snot adorning the face of the snomiter. more frequent during or after a drink or two.

my hangover was made worse when i had to puke and it ended up being a snomit.

by The Shy Retirer April 22, 2005

snoop dogging

unintentionally shitting a person's face when only contemplating farting on said persons face.

did you hear about charles snoop dogging his brother? my homeboy charles was just like yo dog ima fart on this fools face...he totally totally shitted on that fools mouth.

by MCwheelchairjimmy February 25, 2012

Snooperism

A misspelling or mispronuciation of a word in which two letters are switched. The well-established term Spoonerism refers to the switching of letters or sounds within a phrase. Snooperism refers to the same phenomenon occurring specifically inside a single word. The word Snooperism is itself a Snooperism if one means to say Spoonerism.

A: "Three cheers for our queer old dean!" Ha! Didn't you mean to say "dear old queen?" There's a word for such a fumble, isn't there? A Snooperism, right?

B: So what if I uttered a Spoonerism? You fool, you've just committed a Snooperism!

by quandary September 30, 2009

skomph

(verb) To ruin a freshly painted fingernail or toenail by touching it to something before it has had time to dry.

(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.

Don't let the cat come over here now--my nails are still wet and he'll skomph them for me! Oh, great, I knew it, now there's a big skomph, and cat fur as well! I'll have to remove all this polish and start over.

by Silky-M June 3, 2011

snoipmahc

when a guy has his period

dude i think i might be on my snoipmahc

by XxBlueBlazexX October 28, 2011

Snoop Doggin

When a person looks through your items without your consent for purposes of illegally obtaining your personal belongings or to find dirt on you.

My girlfriend was snoop doggin through my phone and found a dirty text from my ex while I was sleep.

by Wig Pusha May 14, 2013

snoop loops

snoop dogg himself has claimed a remix of fruit loops known as Snoop loops as a joke. they are all green

snoop dogg himself said in a music video, " snoop loops part of a balanced breakfast biatch"

by the.succ.master March 13, 2017