snapplejack

When a gathering of fags get together and jack off as fast as they can into a quarter-full bottle of snapple. The one to get it off last has to drink it.

I heard those fags snapplejacked last night.

by WyndX April 18, 2003

snapple

A replacement/alternative/contemporary version of the word "snap." Used to demonstrate surprise, disappointment, or give props to someone for a wicked insult.

"Oh snapple - that creepy guy from the bar tracked me down on myspace."

by Melissa Jobo June 12, 2008

snapple

The best "Stuff" on earth. A beautiful woman with a sweet tasting pussy. He married a snapple.... I did too :)

man her snapple was as sweet as nectar!

by Clint Hightower October 2, 2006

the dotted snapple snack

this is a very complicated manuever. make sure that you eat a boston cream donut before each ride. secondly, you put a shit, banana, and a snapple into a blender. then remove the liquidated contents. The next step is crucial. pour concoction into a super soaker 5000 LX. roam your local neighborhood, until you come across a midget, then you must spray him in the eyes repetitivly. let contents dry, until a crust forms. then you tie him to a tree and leave him to the animals.

i had trouble fining the midget, but once he was located he recieved a dotted snapple snack that he wont be forgeting anytime soon.

by bob fix May 21, 2004

snapple berry

when ur ho gives u trouble and u run her over

pimp-bitch u best not back talk . ho-fuck u dick wad . pimp-thats it bitch im gonna snapple berry u . ho- y the fuck u run me over. pimp- just cuz bitch.

by abrand August 5, 2009

Snippet

A kind of computer plange.

"It's just a storeroom where we keep the snippets."

by damn69 June 20, 2021

Diet Peach Snapple

A crazy mixture of happiness, flavor, explosive joy, and fruit. And some tea too. AND NO CALORIES. It's basically Jesus in a bottle.

1: Dude I just got hit by a car.
2: DUDE! WHY?!
1: Diet Peach Snapple in the road....
2: WORTH ITTTTT.

by ilikedietpeachsnapple November 16, 2011