crack 'n sniff

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.

"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

Sniff Hugger

A man who tries to sniff women's hair during the act of giving a hug.

"Have you met that guy Tracey? He's a sniff hugger."

"That guy Cameron sniff hugged me at the bar. What a loser."

by Tony Ruganelli August 16, 2011

poop sniff

To indicate falsehoods.
Originiated from detecting (smelling) lies (crap) from a distance.

Cletus "My momma says movin' back home!"
Ralph "Sounds like poop sniff."

by Serious Dan April 25, 2008

Rat Sniff

To sniff a males genitalia. Starting at the pubes(body of rat, as in the fur) then sniff the penis(this being the tail of the rat).

Guy 1: Dude guess what!!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: I just paid Earl $50 to give me a rat sniff!!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

sniff me

Another way of saying hello from one human to another human, but only in South London. Exclusively.

Sniff me fam what are you fiddling with blud?

by Iain Dowie September 26, 2017

Sniff your ass

When something is smelly but you don't know where is it coming from.

Hey man can I sniff your ass?

by Goro_NotGandi December 8, 2018

Sniff luggage

(n) someone who is really cute but smells (often as a romantic interest)

Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.

by Gurlycake February 15, 2019