sausagefest

An event where guys significantly outnumber girls. This isn't great if you're a guy, and is especially not so great if you're an arsehole, as generally this means that your chance of pulling is, well, diminished.

anything involving physics or computing

by Steve Lewis April 16, 2004

Sausage Roll

When you put your penis into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth.

Girl: I'm feeling horny
Boy: Fancy a sausage roll?
Girl: Are you saying I'm fat!?

by Ioannou728 April 27, 2009

Sausage Dodger

Coloquial derogatory terminology describing a lesbian. Typically used between groups of "lads"

"You know Chrissie, the sausage dodger down the road...."

by El Goodwino October 26, 2004

lawn sausage

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.

Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

Water sausage

A wetland flowering plant with brown, oblong seedpods. Known less commonly as "typha."

Oh! It is a "water sausage."

by Negative_Hippie March 1, 2016

Cunt Sausage

An elongated clitoris which resembles a small penis.

Dude! I swear I could have sucked her cunt sausage!!!

by IFlingPoo March 12, 2009

duck sausage

A meat product for your lady friend to enjoy.

"Have you ever tried duck sausage?"

"No I haven't."

"Well duck down here and get you some!"

by O'Face June 25, 2005