snail's asshole

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

by num421337 April 2, 2010

Snails Asshole

Anything that is hard to find

Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

Snail Smile

Where you wipe around a girls mouth after ejaculating to leave a snail-like trail in the form of a smile.

"She must have been happy last night, she got a snail smile and she hasn't said a word since."

by Brennan Lawds February 13, 2009

brown snail

Turd that leaves a streak on its way down the toilet

I said goodbye to my family of brown snails as they returned to the ocean to play and make babies.

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Snail Clown

This is a derogatory term usually referring to individuals who are ; dumb, lame, slow, fat, slimey, gay, jewish, black, ugly, goonish, grimey, smelly, scrawny, weak, and just down right uncool.

This term is also synonymous with the term dehoff

Guy 1: "dude that snail clown's trying to piss me off again"
Guy 2: " oh you talkin about ole dehoff.. yeah dude that's all he does is piss people off.
Guy 1: " yeah he's a snail clown to the death

by Rambo The Boss August 10, 2010

shit snail

Some who leaves trails of shit all over the toilet, in the toilet bowl, toilet seat and on the rim of the toilet.

Adam, what a shit snail! Everytime he shits he leaves trails of shit behind.

by my little wings September 25, 2009

Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

by StinkStalker October 4, 2014