Jack Snausage

A penis of large proportions

That girl was asking for it all night so I gave her the jack snausage.

by crockett July 19, 2012

snausage

noun; one who is sausage-shaped and unintelligent
verb; to act like a snausage
adjective; "snausagey" the act of being a snausage

Kallie often acts a filthy snausage

by mimer June 24, 2010

snausages

A dog snack you usually use to reward your dog for doing something good like sitting, going to the bathroom outside, and rolloing over. Many humans enjoy snausages as well.

snausages are the shit.

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006

snaffle

The act of sniffing a cycle saddle, recently vacated by a woman.

"Warm leather is good leather. That's how to snaffle boy!"

by The Grand Moff May 9, 2004

snausage

The name describing the male crotch after being fully shaven. See turtle lips for the female definition.

Adam: "So Matt, where do you swim again?"

Matt: "Down at the YMCA by my house."

Adam: "How are the facilities?"

Matt: "They are ok, but the real highlight of my workout occurs after my swim in the locker room when I get to look at all of the snausage. Some mornings I just don't want to leave."

Adam: "Uhhh nevermind..."

by Skeezer September 13, 2003

snausages

1: a treat used too reward an obedient dog/cat/veloceraptor when they perform a trick or do something entertaining such as:
-Roll over
-Play dead
-Sit
-Cut open you friend's chest with their claws

Comes in a variety of flavors/shapes/genders.


2: a command word, issued in a high pitch voice, that gets higher in the middle AU of the word. Best done next to one's ear.
CAUTION: can cause destructive behavior if said to those that are affected by such a word.

Brophy: SNAUSAGES!!
Hutch: GRRRRAAAHHHH!!!!!(rampage ensues)

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

snaf

sensitive new age fag

that snaf with the blonde tips is giving me the eye

by claytuka January 21, 2010