slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

Shlepenheimer

A wrinkly old penis

"No, I will not touch your shlepenheimer, sir."

"That is quite the shlepenheimer..."

"Get that shlepenheimer away from me!"

by Idontwantyourwheat July 18, 2016

Shleprock

One who collects useless junk for pleasure and or other odd reason. Most often they will have beard and be bad asses

Look at shleprock over with nice beard and junkyard. Beard hippy bad ass junk man

by Shleprockin August 18, 2017

Sleppuku

Puking in your sleep, usually after a night out drinking.

Mia "Yeah , the party was good, but when I woke up I found out that I had committed sleppuku all over the floor."
John 'Nice.'

by NorthKoreanPornstar September 28, 2017

sleptipod

A made up word, used by a desperate woman to prove an intellectually superior man wrong

Tina used sleptipod In an argument with Thomas.

by Tiny1977 May 9, 2018

Slephangry

When you're hungry, sleepy, and angry at the same time.

Gina: I'm so Slephangry

Shawn: What?
Gina: Slephangry! I'm sleepy, hungry and angry

Shawn: That's not a...nevermind

by booooooooooooooooop May 15, 2018

shleped

Destroyed

You just got shleped by a noob

by Bigot June 17, 2018