SMEGG

a Sausage Mcmuffin with EGG.

One SMEGG to go.

by robnation November 23, 2013

Siegel

Bullcrap. Siegel's are the Greatest and gave the biggest schlongs.

He's awesome. He must be a Siegel.

by mnrstlx November 23, 2017

smeggy

Used to describe something that smells bad or something that appears to be rotting and disgusting.

ie. "your feet smell smeggy"

by Fish6000 September 16, 2006

smege

an alcoholic beverage, or drinking one

I was at this sick party and there was so much fucking smege!

by Maude Siggler August 4, 2006

Rainbow Six Siege

The game that every 11 year old acts cool on and the game that got grown men and little perverts to yell "HOW THE FUCK WAS THAT NT A HEADSHOT!!" and that occasional team killing over all boobie soft ruined this game

"You pieces of shut how was that not a head shot!!"

"Rainbow Six Siege can eat a sick"

by Tantasqua April 18, 2019

Smeg

Derivitive in most instances from the word Smegma (See: Knob Cheese), with four meanings:

1) Spoken in the show Red Dwarf (may have been used earlier than this.) and adopted into every-day culture; Similar meaning to damn or fuck.

2) Presumably an abbreviation of Smegma again; Referring to something digusting. Often an -unidentified- disgusting substance.

3)An insult. Smegma isn't the most complementary thing to call someone, so we can assume it comes from this word.

4) A company that makes various kitchen appliances such as cookers or fridges, which serve about as much purpose as the Smegma the word tend to derive from.

1) "Causality? Well, OK, you know, one event causes another, OK, but sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!" -Kryten, Red Dwarf.

2) "Urgh! I just put my hand in a huge pile of smeg!"

3) "You SMEG-FACED FUCKING SMEG-FACE."

4) "Whiiiirrrrtickticktickneeaaawwwm ... boom!"

by Brinny December 31, 2007

Smeg-mah

A word that can censor or substitute for any sick/vugar term. It can refer to a tight hairy asshole or semen. It can be used a verb, noun,or adjective. There is no wrong way to use Smeg-mah.

1.We were having dirty sex when i smeg-mah'ed in his smeg-mah.

2. See that girl over there? I pounded that Smeg-Mah untill it was oozing Smeg- Mah

by tyty from ncl April 4, 2010