I ordered a Black and Tan at the pub. The bartender said she was out of Bass Ale but they had Pabst Blue Ribbon and Guinness available; So I ordered up Pabst Smear, instead.
by QueefSauce February 5, 2022
Get the Pabst Smearmug. When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.
by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022
Get the Shit-Smeared Monoclemug. Dude! I tried to tea bag this bitch I just fucked, but Fiona turned around and clear smeared my face instead.
by Seda18 January 17, 2019
Get the clear smearmug. A term used to describe the sexual act undercover lesbians partake in behind their boyfriend’s back. When one scummy butch vagina wraps it’s creamy lips around another secret lesbians crotch flaps and with deep quiet panting produces a creamy smear similar to the filling of an Oreo cookie. Beware: these movements may produce a slight “pbbbfft” noise and may smell similar to opening a fresh jar of pickles.
“Yo have you seen Brae lately? Yeah last I heard she was sucking D for heroin and smearing cookies with that gypsy chick behind the dumpster at Circle K in Fountain Hills”
by Phil Shtick June 8, 2018
Get the Smearing Cookiesmug. girl : " last night I met this super hot dude and when I got home I had a major puddin smear."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."
girl's friend : " your such a cheap skank you should wash your nasty panties."
by osirus mutha July 10, 2010
Get the puddin smearmug. An Ancient Greek tradition involving smearing a newlywed woman with honey, particularly in the bosom region
by Juan1000 April 28, 2021
Get the Smearing of the bridemug. A mid or below white girl
by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP July 29, 2022
Get the Smeared Whitneymug.