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1. The act of being seduced and congregated by a lanky skinny mongo of a maths teacher and then getting shagged in the maths cupboard.
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1. The act of being seduced and congregated by a lanky skinny mongo of a maths teacher and then getting shagged in the maths cupboard.
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The origins of the skittles challenge are well documented inside Hereford Cathedral. Records of the first event, held a year after the confection became available to the people of Hereford in 1974, are kept inside of a crypt next to the equally as famous 'Mappa Mundi'.
For each attempt there needs to be an independent adjudicator present to count and confirm the amount of skittles that have been concealed. A sexual partner is preferable, as after the event they are rewarded with a taste sensation upon taking the member into their mouth.
Due to an unsavoury act of the 2010 event, there is now a rule in place that states all entries must be accompanied with video evidence of the event in full.
The origins of the skittles challenge are well documented inside Hereford Cathedral. Records of the first event, held a year after the confection became available to the people of Hereford in 1974, are kept inside of a crypt next to the equally as famous 'Mappa Mundi'.
For each attempt there needs to be an independent adjudicator present to count and confirm the amount of skittles that have been concealed. A sexual partner is preferable, as after the event they are rewarded with a taste sensation upon taking the member into their mouth.
Due to an unsavoury act of the 2010 event, there is now a rule in place that states all entries must be accompanied with video evidence of the event in full.
Sam: Hey Seb, how are you getting on with your preparations for this years Skittles Challenge?
Seb: Very well, I posted a personal best of 33 last Tuesday.
Sam: Impressive!
Seb: Afterwards, as Fi-Fi was fellating me, I remarked, 'ahhh..... taste the rainbow'
Sam : Haha, that's a well good quip!
Seb: Very well, I posted a personal best of 33 last Tuesday.
Sam: Impressive!
Seb: Afterwards, as Fi-Fi was fellating me, I remarked, 'ahhh..... taste the rainbow'
Sam : Haha, that's a well good quip!
by Drew.Peacock September 6, 2019
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Chonk: who ya talkin bout dere bud?
Jeff: That damn thicc ass Skittles God is who dere bud.
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