slogging

intransitive verb. To go out with preset expectations to find the most raunchy, slimy, disgusting, slow, slutty, and hogish girl (most similar to a slog). This typically is an undertakening performed by less than attractive men who make it a frequent hobby.

As well, slogging may be used to refer to the undertaking actions of a wingman or taking one for the team. Typically, you are taking a slog home so that your friend has some chance at real hot pussy.

However, this may not always be the case, as some friends like to compete for the greatest slog, or live in an area in which the male to female ratio is horrible, making the only girls available more like beasts.

Since slogs sound like slugs, and slugs are watery animals, it has mainly been adapted to a style simliar to fishing. The term: Gone Sloggin' for example might be found in an away message of a guy going out to get smashed and get some ugly.

Me and my old roommate used to be real good slogging partners. We both treated it like fishing, but there was one key difference, he was really trying to catch something. I knew fishing the waters of the local bars was pretty bad, only catfish and sea walruses out there, but my roommate used to just take whatever was the catch of the day and bring it home to show off.

by ToastedZergling December 7, 2006

Slinging Rope

(V.) the act of extreme ejaculation that is so high powered it looks like you are shooting out rope. Common between large lapses between ejaculations.

Following his dry spell, Hays was slinging rope on her a minute after she was naked.
He slang (past tense) rope for so long that the bitch almost drowned in the nut.

by Blocboy JBR June 2, 2018

cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

slogging

Sex with a fat chick. When you take the hot girl's friend home.

slogging is a way of life.

by smartey June 28, 2005

slugging

The act of vaginal penetration whilst inebriated and unable to sustain a full erection.

A stubborn attempt at sexual intercourse whilst physically unable to satisfy either party due to an excessive amount of alcohol consumed. Specifically resulting in a less than fully erect penis being forced uncomfortably into the intended recipient, 'like a slug'.

'man, i was with this steaming chick last night but i was so drunk i ended up slugging her.'

'this guy the other night was slugging me for about an hour before i made him stop, it was so disappointing'

'i don't really know what happened, i think we had sex but its more likely that i just slugged her.'

by drunksexisbad December 2, 2009

Slagging

Slutty Nagging

I find slagging very helpful to get things done. I simply say "It's so sexy when you take out the recycling without being asked" or "When you put away the nails and screws instead of leaving them on the armoire it makes me want to nail and screw"

by franner77 December 13, 2010

Smuggling hams

Fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. With sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.

Damn boy, look at that land whale! She's smuggling hams.

by BobSutan. August 19, 2009