Wage Slave

What 99% of humanity has to be in order to keep a roof over their head and put food on the table.

Me: Very few people get to do what they want with their lives. Unfortunately I'm not one of them. I'm just another wage slave.

by Minderbinder September 1, 2023

Food Slave

A loving boyfriend/Girlfriend that brings you food, for no other reason then the fact that they love your lazy ass.

Food Slave I’m waiting

by PeralRose June 18, 2018

Chore slave

A child that is forced to do chores and tasks that should normally be done by a good parent.

My mom dont do shit, she has chore slaves to wait on her.

by Petey2020 October 30, 2020

salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

slave card

a government issued I.D. or Drivers license

"Do you have your Slave Card with you?"

by New Rising Sun September 3, 2005

Slaves of Zen

Richmond, Virginia rock band with Buddha on the Braina, goes hand in hand with zen and the contemplation of Moo.
When you are ready, all things will come to pass. Buy the new CD. Your money is truly of no value to you.

Q: Hey Javier, do you like cheese?

A: Fuck your cheese, nigga!

correct A: Cheese is like a beanstalk, isnt it.

by CowboyFromZen October 4, 2004

Slave Boating

1. When more people are in a car than there are seats for.

2. Unusually large amounts of people crowded into a car.

3. Having an over-crowed car.

4. Back in the day, the ships that usually brought slaves to the New World were generally over-crowded with people. This term has been applied to over-crowded automobiles.

Sine we only have one car, we will be slave boating it.

by inkybuz July 13, 2011