earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

Rocking A Slater

Pooping while facing backwards on a toilet; much like AC Slater would sit in a chair.

- Why the hell would you sit backwards to take a shit?
- Dude, I'm rocking a slater

by hoshbrown41 January 14, 2009

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.

I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.

by jaggofilth July 19, 2009

scatter pussy

a term which is use by Asian people. It means awesome(as an adjective) and extremely(as an adverb).

-My friend was caught by the polices yesterday after a race with them.
-Scatter pussy!
OR:
My roommate is scatter pussy stupid.

by avenger_vincent December 13, 2007

slaten

A very hot guy who will sweep you off your feet with his singing and guitar playing

man look at that slaten

by FireMaiden December 20, 2010

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

slater

Another name for air conditioning. Air Conditioning is also know as an a/c. The most famous A.C. is A.C. Slater. Therefore, an a/c is also known as a slater.

Brett: "Why is it so cold in here???"
Lenny: "I cranked up the slater."

by Startron456 September 28, 2010