slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.

I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!

by City cowgirl May 16, 2018

Slappin' Bags

Grab a box of boxed wine and proceed to take the wine bag out of the box. Hoist said wine bag over head and proceed to chug while your homies slap said wine bag. May be done in our outside of a kiddie pool.

Boy 1: Got any boxed wine bro?
Boy 2: Yeah? You down for slappin' bags in the barracks this weekend?
Boy 1: Yeah bro just stole my lil sister's kiddie pool.

by RicoThraxx July 16, 2018

Slappin midgets

When a male jerks his gherkin. The ole pickle tickle.

Hey man, is Nate Dogg slappin midgets again!? That's the fifth time today.

by Realvimshady March 31, 2019

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Slappin' backs

When you and your roommate hit the showers together and slap each others backs when they least expect it

My brother is in the shower with Dad again slappin' backs

by TonguePunchingAnalCavities April 5, 2022

slapping the kitty

(informal) To vigorously knead bread dough

Ben: are you making the bread?

Allister: yeah! slapping the kitty made me so hungry and I can't wait to eat it

Ben: can i have some?

by kittyslapper10 April 24, 2022

Slappin' And Blappin'

The practice of engaging in sexual intercourse with copious amounts of lube, producing wet, juicy, slaps and balls that can most definitely be heard by the neighbors.

Daaaamn bro, Astolfo and I really overdid it on the lube last night. You might even say we was slappin' and blappin'!

by The_Amazing_Gay April 13, 2023