1. Slam Scale; noun - a mathematical equation used to determine the number of sexual partners based on real-life variables, i.e. years spent single and sexually active. Scale serves to determine true “sluttiness” of a person by basing their overall accrual in real time, also known as single years.
2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.
To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.
3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
2. The slam scale mathematically determines “sluttiness” by leveling out the playing field in terms of time and sexual partners. If little Gracie has had sex with 24 men over the course of 12 single years then her slam scale number is only 2, whereas little Jessica may have only slept with 15 men but it was over the course of 3 single years, giving her a slam scale number of 5 and deeming her the bigger slut.
To Calculate your slam scale:
Subtract the number of years spent in monogamous relationships from the number of years you have been sexually active. That will give you your single years number. Then divide your number of sexual partners by your number of single years to get your slam scale number.
3.
sexy years – monogamous years = single years
sex partners / single years = # on the slam scale
Example:
If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
If Little Chelsea is 31 and lost her virginity when she was 16 then she has been sexually active for 15 years. She spent 8 of those years in relationships giving her 7 single years. Little Chelsea has slept with 28 people so… her slam scale number is 4.
by Dr. Wag October 6, 2012
Get the Slam Scalemug. by tiffmarie32 January 16, 2011
Get the fisher slammug. by L.M. February 10, 2005
Get the slam-pigmug. The act of rapidly thrusting your hips foward and backward so as to create a succession of loud smacking sounds, caused by the violent contact between ballsack and chode. The term was originated in underground rap circles in Alameda, California near the turn of the 21st century. The chode slam has been identified by California physicians as the primary cause of bruisedchoditis. It has a special significance in that it was the first widespread pop culture term to shine light on the relationship between scrotum and chode, helping to clarify a highly disputed issue about the correct definition of chode.
"Well Phildini, at least one person in the audience was clapping." "No, that was just Mr. Seymore in the back doing the chode slam."
by Erik C. July 14, 2007
Get the Chode Slammug. Ex. 1:
16-year-old girl - "Mom, I'm Pregnant."
Mother- "SLAM-A-COW!"
Ex. 2:
*Baker drops wedding cake on the ground*
"Slam-a-cow!"
Ex. 3:
Girl - "I don't want to have sex until I'm married."
Boy - "Slam-a-cow!"
16-year-old girl - "Mom, I'm Pregnant."
Mother- "SLAM-A-COW!"
Ex. 2:
*Baker drops wedding cake on the ground*
"Slam-a-cow!"
Ex. 3:
Girl - "I don't want to have sex until I'm married."
Boy - "Slam-a-cow!"
by raindropkisses October 2, 2010
Get the Slam-a-cow!mug. A style of guttural, slamming death metal played by Caucasians in arctic camo shorts and Nike parkas.
Dude did you hear the new Infernal Revulsion joint? That shit is off the hook, they are this hella mass tight wigger slam band from Japan.
by Sergeant D January 22, 2009
Get the [wigger slam]mug. What you can get at Dennies for only $5.99.
Trone " Where yous gone to ?"
Antoine " Man,I's goin to Dennies,dey got that trouser slam goin on"
Trone "Say Haw "
Antoine " Man,I's goin to Dennies,dey got that trouser slam goin on"
Trone "Say Haw "
by Bosorat McFudgenutts December 3, 2006
Get the trouser slammug.