Alpha Sigma

The hottest girls at the University of Wisconsin-Whitewater. They are the oldest sorority in Wisconsin, founded in 1898. They are also the best girls you will ever meet in your whole entire life. She has the face of an angel and the body of a Godess. If you ever get the opportunity to meet an Alpha....JUMP ON IT!!!

Did you see that girl back there? She was so fine!

Yea she must have been an Alpha Sigma!

by lips <3 December 8, 2010

alpha sigma alpha

Hottest, coolest sorority girls on campus. Not slutty like SDT or Tri delts. They know how to have a good time and be respected at the same time. Guys love them..and girls want to be them. Most will probably marry a sigma alpha mu or TKE.

If your dating an alpha sigma alpha hold onto her- it will be hard to find another like her

by matt567 June 15, 2007

Sigma Male

A popular internet term used by YouTube channels and incels alike, a Sigma male refers to a quiet and mysterious gentleman who doesn't have to take initiative with women because he is approached by women. This term is abused by content creators to make less attractive men feel like gold as a means to get views and money.

"If you are an introverted male who doesn't approach women, you may be a Sigma Male."

by JP the ENFP June 15, 2022

Simab

A woman highly confused about what shoes to wear.

my wife just simab-ed and I had to wait three hours in the car.

by sooo-do-nymph July 24, 2012

Sigma client

The best hypixel bypass coded by a cute femboy called omikron

Person 1: I use sigma client.
Person 2: Marry me have my kids 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩

by rzas August 1, 2021

Sigma Epsilon

The most bad ass group of local sorority girls who can out drink most grown men, kick ass in school, and are hot as hell. They have the best sorority songs and make dumb bitches cry.

Wow, did you go to the Sigma Epsilon party last night? It was fucking sweet. I blacked out from the jungle juice and made out with someone I don't even know.

by naughty chick May 13, 2008

Phi Sigma Kappa

Phi Sigma Kappa is a fraternity devoted to three cardinal principles: the promotion of Brotherhood, the stimulation of Scholarship, and the development of Character. It was founded on March 15, 1873 by Jabez William Clay, Frederick George Campbell, Joseph Franklin Barrett, Xenos Young Clark, William Penn Brooks, and Henry Hague at Massachusetts Agricultural College in Amherst (now the University of Massachusetts.) Phi Sigma Kappa merged with Phi Sigma Epsilon in 1985 in what was the largest merger in the fraternal world.

We are Damn Proud to be brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa.

by Saluki LEEX December 12, 2008