Shaving the cat's back

When you run out of Mary Jane and proceed to check the couch for crumbs, gather all your roach's and scrape the rolling table. literally scrounging together everything you have a metaphoric shaving of the felines hind.

Billy ran out of chronic late friday night and couldn't pick up. So he just ended up shaving the cat's back and waited till morning.

by Salmgina February 16, 2010

shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

shingaling

One who is smarter than the norm. AKA uber leet.

Shingaling is uber

by shing December 29, 2003

Shminge

The act of shitting in a minge

"I heard last night he done a shminge to somebody"

by Steelydanman February 14, 2018

Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

shavings

weed particles found in random places and smoked when your desperate.

"Shit son we still have our shavings to smoke!!!!!!"

by kN3AShA April 13, 2007

Shlinger

A "Shlinger" is a teenage usually female who meets a teenage male who attends gonzaga college. This term is frequently used by Dublin southsiders in there teens.

I've heard that girl is such a shlinger

by Rachel13579 July 18, 2016