The act of performing a smooth driving move while in a car.
Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.
Derived from Chicago cab drivers performing questionable and slick moves to get through traffic faster.
After passing on the right as soon as the light turns green, getting ahead of the first car. Driver says to passenger "Cabbie shuffle baby!"
Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"
Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"
Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"
Changing lanes while cutting someone off. Yelling out the window "Cabbie shuffle!"
Zipping in a parking space front-first to steal the spot from another car. "Cabbie shuffle suck-a-duck!"
Pulling a U-turn in traffic to quickly grab a parking space on the other side of the street. "Caaaaaaaaaaaaabbie shuffle!"
by benbest May 18, 2009
Get the cabbie shufflemug. When a customer at a restaurant pays the bill partially in cash, the rest on the card. Then only tips for the amount charged to the card.
After enjoying an incredible first date, Jake pulls out a wad of cash to impress Laney.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
"How about you go freshen up in the bathroom baby while I take care of the bill"
Little did Laney know, Jake only paid half in cash (low numbered bills wrapped in a fifty to make it look like a fat stack) because he planned on doing the Jersey Shuffle before he scrammed.
Some say it's not intentional, maybe he's just an idiot and doesn't understand how tips work. I mean, he's from New Jersey.
Laney went back to his house (his mom's house, but she was out of town) and sucked his dick because she thought he was a big player.
by sir haxalot August 11, 2022
Get the Jersey Shufflemug. When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.
by Nickie P February 7, 2012
Get the Safeway shufflemug. An orgy consisting of only fat people.
by Matt-C-118 April 20, 2011
Get the Blubber-Shufflemug. Designed for sprinters to feign as if they are really working during a long run or warm-up laps, but in reality are just moving their arms in perfect sprinter form, and are moving at an extremely slow pace (an easy jog). When seen from a distance, a coach will be very proud of his sprinters. This saves energy and is characteristic of all sprinters once they get smart enough to utilize this tool.
Freshman: Phew, warm-up laps suck.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.
by trackjankyy November 17, 2009
Get the sprinter shufflemug. Used predominantly by inmates and prisoners to discribe "Thorazine Shuffle".
Discribes the unusual movements and walk attributed to the effects of the chemical sedative Thorazine.
Thorazine was used widely in 80s and 90s in both America and UK prison and mental health facilities and asylums.
The term is now used and referenced to by some mental health charities and support groups.
Discribes the unusual movements and walk attributed to the effects of the chemical sedative Thorazine.
Thorazine was used widely in 80s and 90s in both America and UK prison and mental health facilities and asylums.
The term is now used and referenced to by some mental health charities and support groups.
by Gregstarandgoff August 26, 2018
Get the Largactyl Shufflemug. The hotfooted dance you do when your bare feet are exposed to snow, and as a result you begin shuffling around.
"holy christ it's cold out here...oh no i appear to have forgotten my shoes too"
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
Jim then performed an explicit version of The Alaskan Shuffle.
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
Get the The Alaskan shufflemug.