Stupid shroom

Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.

bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"

by monkeys come with Iron December 16, 2008

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

moon shroom

A shroom on the moon

This fucker looks like a moon shroom with his bubble ass

by Gageaurandboii April 18, 2017

shrooms

top notch tree lover right there

jittle john: “ayo mom” mom: “yes dear?” jittle john: “imma go to sexy susan’s house an do shrooms and LSD with her.” mom: “okay dear be good, be on your best behavior.”

by b.r.o.o.k.l.y.n.n:) January 18, 2022

Shrooming

The act of harassing people in DMs for a prolonged period of time over something quite meaningless: Harassing staff on a server.

Why is she shrooming me again.

by ᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼᲼ April 1, 2021

Zoom and Shroom

Getting baked while on a large company meeting.

"Kev, I'm on a Zoom and Shroom. Let me call you later!"

by Jony Mike December 22, 2022

shrooming

A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.

1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”

2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”

by anonymousgooner420 March 9, 2024