Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

Shrek

A character sadly more famous than Mike Myers these days.

To be fair though, Shrek 3 ruined the franchise before the internet got its hands on it.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019

Shrek

God

Shrek is God

by SkyMewtwo64 Games December 2, 2019

Shrek

The biggest, most green, and thiccest boi you will ever meet. His deep brown eyes are beautiful and his smile can light up a whole swamp.

Hey look at that thicc boi over there

Yeah he must be a shrek

by SUPERCAKE211 September 6, 2019

Shrek

Daddy

Daddy is Shrek

by Stabmewithaknifeandcallmedaddy July 21, 2020

Shrek

The god of the shrekian religion also the giant lime of swamps

I belong to Shrek! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. HAIL THE MIGHTLY LIME

by Jazzycat4005 October 22, 2018