Shrek

Like cursing, but better

What the shrek is wrong with you, you son of a shrek. You better get your shrek together or I'm going to shrek my shrek so shrek up your shrek you won't shrek again for the rest of your shrekkin life shrekker.

by That one really weird kid January 10, 2019

Shrek

the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.

Shrek: i am the one and only SHREK

you: thats enough internet for the day 0_o

by gnhfvaebvew,ybaew November 1, 2019

Shrek

The definition of a fucking daddy😍🤤

Shrek could run me over and I would thank him.

by Mamasita.xo January 24, 2019

Shrek

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.

"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.

by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Shrek

basically Jesus in ogre form

"Shrek is love, Shrek is life"'

by a single slice of bread March 21, 2021

Shrek

Our mighty ogre God he is love is life he has a goddess queen named feouna and he has a guardian Stalin named donkey don't mess with these God don't go in their swamp but pray to them if you want to live.

I just offered my meal to our mighty God shrek

by Communism for you and me August 19, 2019

Shrek

Daddy

Daddy is Shrek

by Stabmewithaknifeandcallmedaddy July 21, 2020