Shirtlessness

1.(noun): state of being shirtless (usually men); 2.(verb) the act of taking off your shirt.

1. The man was shirtlessness for 6 years 132 days 47 minutes and 21 seconds. 2. Robbie shirtnesslessed himself.

by Bob Reg Napar October 12, 2007

Shirtless Picture

A photo with someone in it thats shirtless, and you can see a bit of the shirtless area.

check out my nice shirtless picture!

by Proffesur June 12, 2018

Shortie

A person that is short but special ,beautiful ,extremely nice, and most importantly hot as fuck.

Aileen is definitely a shortie.

by Aileen is hot as hell September 16, 2018

shurtle

The act of removing a turtle from its shell, then proceeding to shit in the then empty shell and throwing it in somebody's general direction.

Damn I just got shurtled

by poopie mcgee June 12, 2005

Shartlesville

n. a nowhere town, that has nothing in it.

This place is such a shartlesville, they don't even have a McDonald's!

I never go to that shartlesville, only grandma's live there and there is nothing to do!

by Littlehixie March 3, 2009

Shirtless Old Man

The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.

Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Shartle

When you shit your pants but a turtle came out with the shit shartle

Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle

by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019