shootie patootie

(inter.) an expression of amazement.

(n) something amazing or unusual.

I know a woman who hugs complete strangers, then the next moment cusses out her friends like crazy. She's a real Shootie Patootie.

by Ronald Clifford Buckman August 11, 2003

shortcel

A species of incel that blames their lack of sex on their shortness instead of the fact that they are pieces of shit.

He blames his shortness for his lack of sex. What a shortcel

by Efosa🥵🥵🥵🥵 September 16, 2019

Shorting

The act of tall women hunting for short men for sex.

The girls and I from the basket ball team had shorting on their mind!

by GW Bush 13 January 5, 2019

ervin shortwell

the gay guy that attends castle high that always say hey daddy....

lloyd i want you dammit man lol "ervin shortwell"

by one eye bandit December 14, 2010

silver shorting

An action that someone think is extremely cool, when it is in fact the opposite.

Guy 1: Dude, look at this new hawaiian shirt I got...baller huh?
Guy 2: Ugh, stop silver shorting.

by Meg October 25, 2011

shotties

An attractive female. This is derived from the use of the word, shotty, in reference of reserving something that is up for grabs. Attractive females are referred to as shotties due to the fact that they are quality and you want them reserved for yourself.

I saw some shotties at the mall the other day.

by Andrew Penn December 19, 2007

Shortin

A kind of slang thats been made famous by Slick Gamer...making a phrase shorter by cutting the words and putting it in one

English: Lets get crazy drunk on friday
Slang: Lets get crunk on last day
Shorting: Legget crunk on lazzay

by Lil' Shuffl3r November 11, 2007