shoddy

Word used in order to claim ownership between disputed, desired item. Works similar to the phrase, "I call ____." Depending on what rules are being used, a standard shoddy can be trumped with a, "blitz," or preemptively countered with a, "no blitz."

Principle of shoddy is much like the concept behind shotgun

==1==
A: Who wants my last cookie?
B: OOh, me!
C: Shoddy cookie!
B: Shoddy cookie blitz!
<person B gets the cookie>

==2==
A: One of us has to go shovel the driveway.
B: Yea.
A: Shoddy no shovel, no blitz.
B: ... shit.
<person B must shovel>

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

shnoodle

A cute breed of dog that is almost completely impervious to training or learning anything more than sitting or running around on command.

"Jack you're so cute, but you just peed all over the house..again. Shnoodles are so cute I can't get mad at you though."

by J710 September 15, 2009

shmoodle

having a smooch & having a coudle at the same time.

Aww. you'se are having a shmoodle! how cute.

by chompiie January 10, 2008

Shoodaloo

random word or phrase used for when you dont kmow what is going on

Mom: WTF! GET YOUR ASS OVRE HERE
You: SHoodaloo...

by Elizabeth Boner December 5, 2003

shmooda

lover, significant other

shmooda! come give me some love!

by greenestgarden June 13, 2009

Shnoodle

When two men have sex and rush there dicks together until they get a brush burn.

Matt and I shnoodled so hard last night, my dick felt like it was on fire.

by The straight Savage February 15, 2017

shoddier

Badly made or done

The cake was shoddier than the other cake.

by Laylota November 12, 2018