Shitcast

Using communication devices while sitting on the toilet pinching a loaf.

"I'm so busy at work if I couldn't shitcast, I wouldn't even have time to sext you this naked picture of me!"

by jeremy767 August 21, 2009

Spitroast

Otherwise known as a Combined Upper GI Endoscopy and Colonoscopy. It is when you get a colonoscopy (through the butt) and an endoscopy (through the mouth) at the same time, thus imitating the sexual act - the spit roast.

Man 1 - Hey, I heard you got a Combined Upper GI Endoscopy and Colonoscopy yesterday
Man 2 - Yeah bro they totally spitroasted me

by BananaBoyChoy January 26, 2021

Spitroast 5000

When BorrowMyMrs spitroasts his Hotwife with a Bull to the point of climax.

Did you see that Spitroast 5000 last night?
That Spitroast was next level, was a Spitroast 5000

by BorrowMyMrs March 28, 2023

spitroast

The act of roasting an animal usually a pig or a hare under a fire common practise in older civilazitiond

"Where the f#ck is that pig ? I am going to spitroast that thing alive"

-Zenitsu kny manga

by NiggaSlayer1488 October 3, 2023

Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

flying spitroast

This is the result of taking away one guy from a female albatross.

Mary is performing a flying spitroast... giving 2 guys a handjob, 1 a blowjob and the other is fucking her in the ass... thus she is 'flying' or 'airborne' !

by Wallop CK May 20, 2009

Oklahoma Spitroast

An Oklahoma Spitroast occurs when many morbidly obese men gather in a trailer park during a tornado and proceed to masturbate on the trashiest female they can find

Hey Earl get everyone together, we’re gonna Oklahoma Spitroast Diamond later in my trailer

by DrakeSteele June 11, 2018