shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

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Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

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Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

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shitstink

1. the odor of shit. shitstink can be mostly found in toilets although is often generated through farting. especially after curry. shitstink is only truly a bad sign when gaping is involved

the shitstink in here could kill goldfish

by vojtart April 27, 2006

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Shitsticles

a. Extremely hard feces.

b. A synonym for "damn" or "shit".

a)
- "Hey, what was that noise in the back?"
* "That was just me dropping some shitsticles."

b)
- "Looks like your steak got burned"
* "Oh, shitsticles."

by Sonaru. January 18, 2013

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